The alternative field report

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Fiction

Same photographs. Same bicycles. A version of events assembled with confidence rather than evidence.

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Case 001 · The woodland inspection

We were not alone in the woods.

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AI-edited woodland photograph showing suited chimpanzee bicycle inspectors among the loaded touring bikes
The regional inspection team arrived without an appointment. Our luggage passed; the banana-storage arrangements remain under review.

We stopped among the trees to check the luggage and were immediately approached by three representatives from the International Brotherhood of Bicycle Inspectors.

Reginald handled the paperwork. Clive made tea. Barry spent twenty minutes tapping one pannier and saying “structural banana compartment” as if that explained everything.

We received a conditional pass and firm instructions to continue south. They were heading north on unspecified business and asked us not to mention the acorns.

Important, apparently

None of this happened.

Stunt Fiction is a clearly labelled comic companion to the factual tour journal. Its pictures are AI-edited versions of selected Stunt Life photographs; route data and practical travel information remain on the real page.

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